vătămăniuc tax

It's like fanum tax but bigger
Hey man I just got a 20 piece combo from McDonald's
Aye I'm finna vătămăniuc tax you (take away your entire meal, phone, wallet, anal virginity)
by Sw@gL0rд69 May 19, 2024
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The Tax Man

Taxman is the man who requests the taxes
Oh look its The Tax Man the man who requests the taxes
by Taxmanbob March 10, 2021
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Zoomer Tax

When you make the mistake of having your vape/dab cartridge visible near zoomer as and than (if you have any empathy) have to give in to their humble requests “aye bro you got a vape can I hit that” these vape hits are the “zoomer tax
“I had to stop brining my vape to work bro I keep getting hit with mad zoomer tax bruh these new niggas fiendin no cap”
by OGbrothafromdaeastside June 19, 2022
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Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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Tobin Tax

Tobin eat's everything and when he wants to eat more food
Don't tobin tax my food
by Tobin Tax January 22, 2024
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Dutchuk Tax

A tax put on by Dutchuk on everything she sells
She's a scammer
Friend 1: How much did you pay for L.A.
Friend 2: $4400 for four days
Friend 1: Wasn't the quote $3500
Friend 2: It was
Friend 1: Didn't you ask Dutchuk about it
Friend 2: She provided the costs and they add up to $3200 per person
Friend 1: What about the remaining $1200
Friend 2: You forgot about the DUTCHUK TAX
Friend 1: What's that
Friend 2: Dutchuk tax is Dutchuk overcharging for everything
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