testicular tanning

ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.

It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).

by Uncle thunder cock buck! June 2, 2021

Xavier Jose Tan

A kind generous sometimes bossy being who always think about the others before himself, someone who you can rely to. He'll be always there for you.

As good as Xavier Jose Tan

by JamesNaismith June 8, 2021

Stray Tan

When your significant other ejaculates you in front of homeless cats

“Yo yo I just stray tan my girl at the park it was awesome

by Ogdouble06 May 19, 2021

Bourbon Tan

When someones face is obnoxiously red from drinking too much Bourbon

Did you see Kyles face? He has the Bourbon Tan going

by Bourbon Bobby May 24, 2021

kisha v tan

taong super duper gorgous and perfect baby ni Lawrence Ivan Q corpuz

hoy tangina mo ang panget mo di ka kisha v tan

by ib4n August 17, 2024

Midnight Tan

A term to describe a person with very a dark skin tone

Person 1: Dude, did you see how dark that guy was?
Person 2: That guy totally had a midnight tan!

by SkeetzBallz420xx69 October 16, 2024

The Great Spray Tan

A derogatory allusion to Donald Trump, evocative of both his over-use of spray tan to hide his elderly pallor, and his continual dishonesty.

One wonders how evil citizens of the U.S.A. must be, to elect The Great Spray Tan as their dictator.

by Nutty Peanuts November 6, 2024