i'll take two, please!

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.

You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!

The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!

by Spartana January 26, 2018

FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh

Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT

by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019

ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down

Someone is beating you in a video game, sport, or some sort of competition and you ain't gonna lose without a fight.

Micheal just went 5-6 in a game he ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down.

by A_Person_Who_Plays_Games October 23, 2020

Wake it and take it

The act to awakening ones partner with sexual intercourse without waiting for consent.

I was too fucked up on coke last night so I had to hit her with the wake it and take it.

by Dee34673 April 28, 2021

I can't take this anymore

When your friend get a bad grade and he says
"I can't take this anymore"

A: what grade u got

B: I can't take this anymore

by Your local mini mexican October 16, 2021

The Winner Takes It All

one of the best songs ever.

Person1; You know that song? 'The winner takes it all' by ABBA?
Person2; you mean the best song to ever have been made? yeah

by Miluvr December 1, 2021

Ali Reda Take

A take so bad that it will make you re-think your existence on planet earth. It is usually mixed in with his casual sports knowledge.

“Kyrie carried Lebron to that 2016 Cavs ring.”
“Wow, that’s such a Ali Reda take.”

by Meezo February 1, 2022