Taking the slide

Exiting a job in a grand fashion, in a manner that conveys contempt for the industry one has left. Based on the flight attendant who told a plane of passengers where to go before opening the plane door, deploying the slide and jumping.

I'm not going to resign quietly. I'm totally taking the slide! I'm telling the whole boardroom off, then leaving with my middle finger in the air!

by snoofs88 September 10, 2010

taking the sixth

v. Avoiding self-incrimination by hiding behind a more powerful-sounding, but non-existent, constitutional amendment.

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They will not get my corpulent corpse! I am taking the sixth then seeking asylum in North Korea.

There is no sixth Mr. President.

Fake News!

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

wake and take

Wake and Take is when you wake up and go to your cousins room and take his or her virginity away.

cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin

cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

Kia take

A take that is wrong (usually recited by a female) and cannot be argued with as the other person has a strong stubbornness trait.

Wow did you really just say that? That's a kia take.

by Cman_muncher69xx June 17, 2023

Take the bus

Proverb amongst suicidal people for ending their lives.

"I'm going to take the bus tomorrow, don't stop me"

by sirarturo October 20, 2023

taking the picture

Trying to make to vying male primates friends again after consistently cucking one.

She was taking the picture.

by gopadres6969 April 21, 2019

take a soak

Canadian slang for bathing.

"Damn Helen, you need to take a soak."

"I need to relax by taking a nice long soak."

by xxz-iowa July 13, 2016