brochure training

The process by which training is provided en masse, in a brochure format. With key information missing for those who are on the frontline and responsible for servicing the customer.

Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.

Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.

Customer: I did that but nothing happens.

Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.

Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!

Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.

by thisisnuts January 27, 2013

Pink Train

Same thing as running a train, except a man (or a woman, if you swing that way) is passed around, eating everyone's pussies, rather than a woman (or a man, if you swing that way) is passed around, sucking everyone's dick. Often used as a form of hazing in sororities.

Tom ran a pink train last night; his tongue was so tired that he could barely speak today!

by BrosefTheBroLord May 12, 2015

poo train

Similar to Drop the kids off at the pool,pinch a loaf,lay cable explaining you are ready to poop

Ohhh Dude I think the poo train is at the station, I better go and let the passengers off.

by PoOpa FoOker May 3, 2017

penatration train

the penetration train is when a bunch of gay dudes just stick there dicks in each others asses and walk around and make train noises

Dude I heard Tom is having a penatration train party.

by young🅱️intheguccistand August 4, 2017

bool train

The term 'bool train' refers to somebody beginning to use drugs or drink for the night. The train can't be stopped and its tracks derail your day. It can be used to describe an event and an action.

The word bool is a refrence to the song "Bicken Back Being Bool" by YG. He uses bool to describe a drugged out hazy state, throwing back with his pals "just bicken back being bool."

"let the bool train begin folks."

"my day has been so bad im just gonna go home and hop on the bool train"

"he got hit by the bool train"

"ive been on the bool train way too much lately"

by Anky October 25, 2018

pledge train

When one is being initiated into a fraternity one is subject to be anal fucked by every member back to back.

Yo, Darren ran the pledge train!

by RatFuxker March 5, 2023

Shelve train

When a team of legends lines up and each sticks a pinga (ecstasy pill) in the persons anus that is directly in front of them.

Shit got really out of hand last night, who suggest we ride the shelve train! The most awkward way of meeting my friends new boyfriend seeing as he was in front of me

by Hayno June 17, 2017