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jean claude van damme

Jean Claude Van Damme nicknamed "The Muscles From Brussels" born in Belgium is one of the worlds greatest martial arts movie stars. Van Damme got his first shot at the screens by doing a jump round-house kick infront of a producer as he left a hotel after having dinner, in turn the producer gave him a shot a the Hollywood screens. Since then Van Damme has gone on to create awesome martial arts movies like:
In HELL (2003), Black Eagle (1988), Bloodsport (1988), Cyborg (1989), Death Warrant (1990), Desert Heat (1999), Double Impact (1991), Double Team (1997), Hard Target (1993), Kickboxer (1989), Knock Off (1998), Legionnaire (1998), Lionheart (1990), Maximum Risk (1996), Monk, The (2001), No Retreat No Surrender (1985), Nowhere to Run (1993), Replicant (2001), Street Fighter: The Movie (1995), Sudden Death (1995), The Quest (1996), Timecop (1994), Universal Soldier (1992), Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Jean Claude Van Damme is a legend to martial arts and training martial artists all over the world. He is a isperation to all. Great Guy
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One Can Van Damme

A person who, after a minimal ammount of alcohol, turns into the legendary belgian muscle man jean Claude Van Damme and starts a fight with anybody near him despite their size
Things got a bit tasty last night in the Club - after half a pint of special brew Dave turned into One Can Van Damme and smacked a bouncer
by Rifleman59 April 30, 2010
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Edwin van der Sar

Edwin van der Sar is a Dutch footballer who plays as a goalkeeper for English club Manchester United
guy 1 : who is the best goal keeper

messi : Edwin van der Sar
by Rahuloof February 25, 2011
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Two Can Van Damme

Alt: Two Can Jackie Chan

A rather embarrassing (for friends present who are sober / can handle their drink) and woeful condition in which the sufferer changes from a passive to an aggressive personality type having consumed a couple of pints of piss weak lager. The afflicted light weight can be regularly observed in bars and clubs, squaring up to people who are considerably taller, stronger and more adept at martial arts than they are. These 'confrontations' inevitably lead to the 'Two Can' Action Man receiving a swift kicking, necessitating an equally predictable detour to a casualty department. Also seen on execrable Police based TV documentaries adopting unconvincing martial arts poses, a la Karate Kid, in front of bored Police Officers. Just who are you trying to fool? The Police will tazer and break you!!!
Mate 1: Jim's been to hospital again!
Mate 2: Yeah the twat! He was round at mine and had two cans of Stella. Next thing you know he tried to chop a brick in half with his hand.
Mate 1: Not as bad as the time he spent two weeks in traction after he had two glasses of cider, decided he was hard and nutted that bouncer in the chest....What a Two Can Van Damme.
by TheFoolOnTheHillAnarchy October 20, 2012
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James Van Der Beeking

When a male and female are engaged in the sexual act of 69ing, and the male is getting his testicles and/or ass licked while simultaneously thrusting his erection between his partner's breasts.
"Dude, I was covered in pre-ejaculate after James Van Der Beeking with Ashley."
by C.P.K. October 4, 2009
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Fjurg Van Der Ploeg

Swedish Family Guy character appearing in 2 episodes of season 9: Love Blactually, and Tales of Third Grade Nothing.
He has multiple jobs. He owns a Swedish bakery, which contains a Waiter Cloozet, and gives people pieces of his hoot pii. He is also a world famous champion of the game of Shpoopel.
Peter: This is gonna be harder than beating shpoopel champion Fjurg Van Der Ploeg at a game of Shpoopel!
by Jonny B. Goode January 5, 2009
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jean claude van damme

star of many amazing films such as bloodsport and kick boxer.
wow! theres jean claude van damme, doing roundhouses
by the badger July 25, 2003
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