This is a middle school in Le Claire, IA. As a student at this school, I can confirm they're mostly rich kids. Though they claim not to be wealthy, everyone's dad works for John Deer so... We don't have backpacks because fucking morons feel the need to vape during school hours. Apparently they can't wait for their breath to smell and their teeth to fall out until after school. 40% of people are pretty cool, but the other 60%? Not so much. The best part about this school is the people of colour. They're awesome. The white kids are the worst. Just generally bad ya know? But no matter your race, if you don't come to school with aiRpoDs and atOmIC, you're a loser. These kids think they're humble and shit, but in reality, if they went to a different part of the world, say two cities over, they would see how good they actually have it. 70% of the teachers are troglodytes and can't teach to save their life, but it's ok because what we lack in education, we make up for in aThLetIcS (not really). Eighth grade boys are mostly jocky, try hard, sexist, bullying, lazy, stupid, passive agressive, boring, wannabe badasses who couldn't be bothered to so much as look at a book. Eighth grade girls are bitchy, dramatic, inconsiderate, arrogant, HYPOCRITICAL, selfish, superficial, manipulative, immoral and closed minded monkeys. Though there are some amazing people at this school, it's clear that it's mostly just annoying, racist, puberty struck tweens with no sense of self or empathy.
friend: where do you go to school?
you: pleasant valley junior high.
friend: I think I hear my mom calling, gotta go.
you: pleasant valley junior high.
friend: I think I hear my mom calling, gotta go.
by noraleigh18 March 07, 2019
A school in pennsylvania where all the little fuck boys think they are cool and are better than everybody, Also with a bunch of try hard girls named emily that nobody likes. They all smoke or drink alcohol thinking there gonna get somewhere in life.
by Chickennoodlesoap February 19, 2022
Fort Valley State University is one of the FLYEST HBCU’s in the United States! Fort Valley State University’s motto is to “EMPOWER the POSSIBLE.”
FVSU was founded on November 6, 1895 by 18 men who believed every human being is entitled to limitless learning.
FVSU was founded on November 6, 1895 by 18 men who believed every human being is entitled to limitless learning.
by Youwishyouwereme May 16, 2022
The act of pooping into an unsuspecting victim's laptop, closing it, and leaving it for them to discover later.
See "Hot Pocket" (Sam F, 2005)
See "Hot Pocket" (Sam F, 2005)
Be careful of that long haired geek squad guy, he's known to leave the old silicon valley hot pocket.
by Papajohnathan February 22, 2021
Valley View middle school is a school of kids waiting to go to simi high school to start more fights and roumers.
by A metal tree May 09, 2022
Tri-Valley high school is located in Dresden, Ohio. This school is full of people who either know everyone or no one. There are many cliques, and if your not a part of one, then the only reason anyone would know you is if they made fun of you. When one of the popular kids would find out your rich or good at sports they’re automatically nice to you. The school either has really clean people, or really stinky people that would wear the same clothes for 2 weeks straight, and don’t even know what deodorant is. Overall the school is filled with assholes, people who smell like shit, poor ass motherfuckers, popular girls and boys that think they’re the shit because they play sports, and druggies, etc…
Randy- “Tri-Valley High school is like a cult of popular kids and they are assholes.”
PB-(Popular boy at Tri- Valley that thinks he’s all that because he plays football and has over 30 bodies)“Hey man, you really stink.”
K-(Kid that has many problems at home and can barely afford socks) “Im sorry. My family can’t afford to pay the water bill at the moment.”
PB- “Well then get a job dumb ass.”
Ex. 2
K-(Kid in school that risks his education and future to make the people in his class laugh) “Yo bro, you smell that?”
P- (Pothead that thinks he’s in a gang and only knows how to shit, piss, and fight) “Nah, whatcha mean?”
K- “I think you shit your pants bro”
P- “The fuck you mean. I shit this morning. I don’t smell shit.”
K- “Someone must of forgot to put deodorant on, I swear to god.”
P- “The fuck is deodorant?”
K- “YOOOOO THIS BOY DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT DEODORANT IS!”
P-“Man don’t play with me, i’ll get my boys down here to shoot this motherfucker up! You hear me?” K- “Bro you KNOW that would never happen! It’s just that shit you put under your armpits in the morning.”
P- “Whatever man, I don’t stink.”
PB-(Popular boy at Tri- Valley that thinks he’s all that because he plays football and has over 30 bodies)“Hey man, you really stink.”
K-(Kid that has many problems at home and can barely afford socks) “Im sorry. My family can’t afford to pay the water bill at the moment.”
PB- “Well then get a job dumb ass.”
Ex. 2
K-(Kid in school that risks his education and future to make the people in his class laugh) “Yo bro, you smell that?”
P- (Pothead that thinks he’s in a gang and only knows how to shit, piss, and fight) “Nah, whatcha mean?”
K- “I think you shit your pants bro”
P- “The fuck you mean. I shit this morning. I don’t smell shit.”
K- “Someone must of forgot to put deodorant on, I swear to god.”
P- “The fuck is deodorant?”
K- “YOOOOO THIS BOY DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT DEODORANT IS!”
P-“Man don’t play with me, i’ll get my boys down here to shoot this motherfucker up! You hear me?” K- “Bro you KNOW that would never happen! It’s just that shit you put under your armpits in the morning.”
P- “Whatever man, I don’t stink.”
by fistedyourmom September 04, 2021
this school is very underrated. the pee club is immaculate. i would highly recommend joining if you have a brain. ❤️
by starbuckslover22 September 12, 2020