Alex

Someone who tries to suck his own dick but he can’t cause it’s too small. And when he goes to have sex his girl breaks up with him because of the size

Alex big

by Dude Man 334432 January 11, 2019

Alex

a micropenis

you have an Alex

by akivasnshne July 31, 2019

Alex

An egotistical trumpet player

Ew It's alex!!!

by ClarinetPlayer1234 September 17, 2018

Alex

A weird person who just enjoys being alone. They will play their clarinet and then get frustrated and then just play complete nonsense. They typically won't do any of their school work and it really shows. lol jk. but she cool tho and really in love with K pop and will stab you if you say otherwise so watch out

Hey, is that Alex , and is she playing her clarinet like a baboon? She is frustrated again.

by Katiebug05 May 2, 2019

Alex

A short ass cunt

Jeff: Alex is such a cunt
Dan: I fucking know he’s short

by Marty greggy April 29, 2019

Alex

A beater boy, gay, furry, pervy weeb

Girl 1: That guy is disgusting
Girl 2: Ya he such an Alex

by damboi6969 December 20, 2017

Alex

A really cute guy that has ADHD but is so nice uwu

"Alex makes me uwu~"

by anon thot September 2, 2019