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hoe girl summer 

A summer full of being a hoe and hoeing around
rose was ready to have a hoe girl summer after recently getting out of a relationship
hoe girl summer by rxllp June 7, 2020

My Summer Car 

A game made in finland that takes place in 1995 that makes 12 year old or younger americans think they are finnish teenagers and know a lot of mechanics for cars
Kid 1: "Hey dude can you help me with my math homework?"
Kid 2: "soumi perkele i do not know math i ned fletarri to woerk on my satsooma in My Summer Car haist vutti perkele helvete"
My Summer Car by Chanulet October 27, 2019

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? 

your hot.
Boy: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Girl: What?
Boy: Your hot.
Girl: Oh ok.

Indian summer

Warm spell in autumn.

"Indian" meant "false" by racist colonialists.

See Indian giver.
Thanks to the Indian summer, I'll be playing softball with my family on Thanksgiving.
Indian summer by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

local summer

the last month of summer after tourists leave the jersey shore
Mary hates when the shore is crowded with New Yorkers, so she waits until Local Summer to sit on the beach and enjoy the sun.
local summer by jerseyshorelocal September 8, 2010

Maximum Summer 

That rare and magical occurrence whereupon Memorial Day comes as early as possibly (May 25th), while Labor Day falls as late as possibly (September 7th), literally giving us the maximum amount of summertime!

Maximum Summer allows ample time for one to take advantage of long days filled with adventure, ice cream, and the pursuit of awesome.
Bill: How are we ever going to break our waterslide record from last year?!
Ted: We've got all the time in the world, dude, it's Maximum Summer!
Bill: High-five!
Maximum Summer by SweetTooth May 31, 2015