Alex

a micropenis

you have an Alex

by akivasnshne July 31, 2019

Alex

Fraud

Packers fan came to the giants parade with giants gear, what a alex.

by michael3ray October 8, 2016

Alex

A weird person who just enjoys being alone. They will play their clarinet and then get frustrated and then just play complete nonsense. They typically won't do any of their school work and it really shows. lol jk. but she cool tho and really in love with K pop and will stab you if you say otherwise so watch out

Hey, is that Alex , and is she playing her clarinet like a baboon? She is frustrated again.

by Katiebug05 May 2, 2019

Alex

Alex is a fucking bully, he almost made me cry and kashoot myself

Ashlee: Alex

Alex: bye

by Alexhurtme August 18, 2019

Alex

A stupid bitch boi who thinks his top shit but is really gay and tries to hide it by hanging out with boys who he touches while they sleep. His favorite punishment is when we wax his pubes while he sleeps, Alex is a rare specimen from Vietnam he is pure white also well known as the Shaved Gae Albino Gorilla.

Alex you fat nonce get your hand out of me you rapist grab one of your 8743 sisters instead!

by Wouldnt smash December 1, 2019

Alex

Alex is guy who never checks his phone in a reasonable time and just dosent text back for days. I mean really you could get a faster response from Michael Jackson, and he is 6 feet under and dosent know how to use a fucking phone. If he was Warewolf you would only be able to text the Warewolf because the only time he actually gives a response is at 12-6 in the morning and probably writes with a toaster if I had to guess from the speed hes typing.

Wow I cant belive hes alexing me again

by TheManTheMythTheLegendShrek January 6, 2019

Alex

The dumbass kid who sits in the back off class and fails every test but manages to pass.

“Alex! You’re slacking off again! You have F’s in every class!”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020