I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?

by ks5d August 30, 2015

Mission Driven Startup

A Mission Driven Startup who's primary purpose is to deliver a change to the world. Cashflow, profits, and shareholder value creation are tools used to accelerate this outcome, but aren't the outcome.

TransferWise is a mission driven startup

by BooYaccaShah August 16, 2016

A flying start

Named after the famous flying start from the breakfast menu of a Morrison's cafe.

When making a cooked breakfast you wrap bacon around your dick and crack an egg on top, you then put your toast in the toaster and try to cum. Ideally before the toast pops. You then cum on the toast and have friction cooked scrambled eggs and bacon.

Can also be done with a friend ideally a female to friction cook the sausages.

Decided to treat the missus to a flying start this morning. She lapped that shit up!

by Ubenvanglooben October 2, 2017

smart delay start

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.

e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."

by tropicalm October 17, 2017

The Mythiuz Strat

Trying to get moderator in a twitch chat by having a username that's almost identical to a current moderator's name.

Mythluz used the mythiuz strat to try and get mod in Tryhard_Enmity's chat. What a dummy. OMEGALUL

by Mythiuz March 3, 2018

The Crouch Start

Where you put yourself in the crouch start and someone fucks you up the ass. You then use the crouch start to sprint away before the other guy cums inside your ass.

Mike: The boys and I did the crouch start last night, had a blast
John: Wow that's fucking gay

by jsobq July 31, 2018

anything that starts with shrime and ends with hyme

A saying said by a wise man while playing a game.
the definition is a saying to get out of a sticky situation and you dont know how to answer.

"what's a good song?"
"anything that starts with shrime and ends with hyme"

by unturned sweat June 13, 2020