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Steamed Monocle

One who is aroused in such a way that he rethinks his entire strategy on furthering the industrial Revolution and at the same time struggling to contain the shivering radiating from his handlebar moustache due to the aura from a handsome suitable female.
Umf lady Cora, you have truly given this humble industrialist a steamed monocle. Hurrah!
by Jakeous Maximus June 25, 2021
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steam

to steam means to fart a lot.
"hey Kim see,she's steamin' on his face"!
by Ra Skull August 6, 2010
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Steam poop

Farting or shitting in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower and leaving it for them.
My wife’s favorite punishment is to drop a steam poop on me and leave for the day.
by I8mypaint January 6, 2018
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steam and go

When you ask your girl after a long night for some head.
Hey babe it's been a long day at work, Jerome was a real dick. I need to play some war hammer can I just get some steam and go?
by Cat_bug October 14, 2016
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The Steaming

An act in which the two partners have sex in closed windows, during the Summer in 40+ °C, under winter blankets and with an an air conditioner put on the maximum heat for that system. During or shortly after the climax one of the two partners screams out: "Oh, the Steaming!!!", after which both take a shower.
As the man nutted and the woman came, the woman screamed "OH DMAN! The steaming!!!" while the man was panting and shaking.
by Gaburski October 21, 2019
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steam hood

the hooded part of the vagina; just above the clit. It usually glissens.
On a hot day, say this to your comely neighbor: Steam hood?
by Gorgone August 11, 2003
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steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”
Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.
by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023
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