sponga

An idiot or person who regularly makes mistakes, usually by not listening and then having the f-up everyone told them they could avoid

Girl 1: I told you to go get that checked
Girl 2: Yeah well.. I didn't
Girl 1: You bloody sponga

Bloke: I'm gonna do a backflip off of this wall!
Girl: Dont you spong, last time you did it you broke your ankle

by Bananabird October 6, 2016

spongebob squarepants

a yellow blob that lives in a pineapple under the sea...

OooOOOOooo LoOk At ThAt SpOnGeBoB sQuArEpAnTs

by Nutella__Panda February 8, 2018

spongebob

someone with a gap between they’re two front teeth e.g. ben is sponge bob

“why don’t you get braces?” “i’m staying as spongebob”

by amberlovesmrparkin May 7, 2019

spoink

When you cause accidental damage to rubber, usually with a gauge.

Shit! I've just spoinked the fucking rubber again.

by Maldermabn August 14, 2019

Sponge Bob

A gay porn actor who is gay as being a gay porn actor implies.

Did you hear about Sponge Bob's new film

by Gangster Grandma October 20, 2019

Spongebob

That show girls with N, A , and J likes you know what I’m talking about if your a girl and your name starts with one of those letters

He’s an awesome sea sponge

Your guys girls really love that guy spongebob damn I wish I had his life

by Pretty one October 21, 2019

Spongebob SquarePants

A TV show made by Steven Hillenburg and Nickelodeon.

Spongebob SquarePants woke up and fed his snail Gary.

by Nickelodeon Official December 24, 2019