SpeedGS64

THE ALMIGHTY SPEEDGS64, One of the Artist of all time on Twitter dot Com. he posts SPEED BANGERS very often.

SpeedGS64: *makes twitter post*
People: SPEED BANGER!!

by Turtle.exe June 29, 2022

speed gang

The act of letting multiple women quickly peg you in quick succession. A speed gang is often used as a cooldown period for someone who needs a break from molesting young teens.

I was hitting up this 13-year-old girl in the DMs but had to take a break and let my girl speed gang my asshole

by boneduck July 18, 2022

Speedjob

A handjob done in a way as to illicit orgasm as fast as possible through high speed jerking.

"I don't have much time today, I'll just give you a speedjob."

by SexAddictWaluigi October 23, 2022

Speedbagging

When that one guy keeps flexing about how well prepared they are for violence with no resume to show for it

This one guy I know is always speedbagging but he hasn't ever done nothing in a fight

by UnrealChet January 19, 2023

Speeding Ticket

(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.

e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.

by Barely Managing February 13, 2023

Speed Cola

Press those lips against the only one that truly moves you,

Speed cola speeds up your life!

by KrypticIDK June 28, 2023

Speedle

Speedling is when you zoom away into the sun so fast that it leaves a trail of fire.

(This is most likely impossible.)

"Woah, she speedled away!! She might set something on fire!!"

by CrybabyThalassa June 30, 2023