sexton special

When you eat something and it turns out poop is in it.

Billy: Dude give us free food!

Employee: Ok, dude.

Billy: Thanks fag!

Employee: (to other Employee) I wiped my ass with his burrito shell. Its a sexton special.

by Andy! April 6, 2007

Jimby Special

A sexual position in which the male is sitting and the female sits on his lap with her back facing him. For best results place a large standing mirror in a location easily viewed by the male so he can get a third-person perspective.
The position was named for "JimbyJimb" as it is his preffered method of achieving pleasure.

"Hey hun, what are we doing tonight?", "Why, the Jimby Special of course!", "Great, I'll get the mirror.".

by SlickJimby November 10, 2005

Battlefield 2: Special Forces

An expansion pack to the highly popular online shooter, Battlefield 2. Adds new teams, weapons, and maps.

After a hard day at work, I like to go home and frag some noobs on Battlefield 2: Special Forces.

by quake July 30, 2008

special beam cannon

Fingering, to pleasure a girl with two fingers.

I totally just special beam cannon'd lianne.

by lanelowman March 28, 2007

special olympics hopeful

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

by Peter April 16, 2004

socially drunk

State of being lively, energetic, loud, outgoing, unreserved, and sometimes even obnoxious in public (usually at a party) without any prior consumption of alcohol. It's as if one has become drunk on life or from the energy of the party atmosphere. One may be subject to moodswings, especially as the party dies down, experiencing a sort of social buzzkill, leading to minor temporary depression and fatigue. Occasionally, one's memory may even be impaired, as one may be reminded later about things that were said or done that one does not remember doing or saying.

It's fun, safe, and you can drive yourself home afterward!

At Heather's Halloween Party, I was socially drunk because she came outside and told me to shut up because I was the loudest (and only sober) one there, and that I was going to get the police called on the party. But I wasn't going to get in trouble because I wasn't even drinking!

by JValve November 27, 2007

Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

by tnt May 1, 2003