snail's asshole

hard to find

John: Sorry I am late.

Me: Relax, This place is a snail's asshole.

by aweeze April 2, 2010

Snagglejob

This is a type of oral pleasure given by a female with incredibly "snaggled" teeth. More disheartening than the slamming of the door after the reception of a public intox, is the sight of a young lady cursed by crooked teeth. Known for the catching of teeth while attempting the trip to pleasure town, it is often the determining factor in a night ending badly. While some women many overcome this all too common ailment, most are left living life having to compensate elsewhere.

The Pitcher- "Oh Colin I'm really getting into this one, do you think your going to need a tissue?"

The Catcher- "After that snagglejob, I don't think so. It's ok, you tried hard!"

by TheBallUArseSlapper April 28, 2010

Snatch Troll

A snatch troll is an incredibly naughty child of a single mother. One who often misbehaves and makes embarrassing scenes in public venues.

My girl Jayda is fine as hell, but her six year old daughter is like the spawn of satan! We can't go anywhere without her throwing a tantrum or breaking something! That little Snatch Troll needs a beating!

by Solidus84 October 1, 2010

snaffleburger

A slang name for female genitalia, often one that has been much used and has a hint of kippers.

Man1: "Look at that sexy bird"
Man2: "Yeah, but I bet she has a snaffleburger"
Man3: "I agree. Can you smell fish?"

by Waldopop March 26, 2011

Snapture

A spontaneous capturing of a life event or person on film.

When you decide to take a photo at random without forethought.

Lisa was excited about the snapture she had taken of Greg.

by wildchildrose1967 January 11, 2012

Sneedlegrits

Sneedlegrits are a two week collection of summary assignments which are completed after each new lesson to check for basic understanding

Kurutz-sneedlegrits!!

Student- sneedle grits!

by Ajm September 16, 2012

Snooze Tapper

Someone, especially a significant other who hits their snooze button mega times and falls back to sleep while you're wide awake because of them.

I was up at 5am , but my wife slept another 20 minutes because she's a Snooze Tapper.

by CanarsieKid January 19, 2013