Sloppy Luigi

When you have a wank on a sofa and clean up your mess with a leftover pizza in lieu of any other object

Did you hear about Johnny, the dirty bastard had a Sloppy Luigi last night

by Burp Buzzer December 30, 2022

Sloppy Grommit

The act of shoveling stale guacamole into the slots of your pungent armpits. Then running a marathon until the saucy mixture turns a brown, yellowish color and smells of almonds. Once this stage is achieved, the rotting guacamole is to be smeared into the eye sockets of a loved one.

Bill:"What did you get Susan for her birthday?"
Donnie: "It took me awhile to get it prepared, but I managed to give her a Sloppy Grommit, she returned the favor by taking a sweet dump across my chest."
Bill: " Sounds great! Im craving mexican food."

by SketchyBodayegs July 25, 2009

Sloppy G

A weird bloke named Tom with the last letter of his last name starting with g

hey sloppy G was going on you nugget, its yo friend max

by Nubby Chugget June 8, 2018

sloppy casserole

poop, menstruation, and jizz all combined on the chest of a lucky lady. A man shits, then a female menstruates, and the guy finishes off on the shitty menstruation. After, the guy and the lady who didn't get crapped on laugh at the woman on the ground with the sloppy casserole on her chest.

HAHAHAHAHA that chick has sloppy casserole all over her! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!

by PooperInvader May 21, 2009

sloppy poppy

receiving head with pop rocks

yo samantha gave me a sloppy poppy last night

by ktb.sammy November 9, 2019

sloppy hoe

A poor stripper with no friends and family she is left wet and ugly after rain and snow. You can mainly find them in downtown New York or at a really famous strip house.

"Yesterday I found this sloppy hoe in the streets she's fat and not sexy at all"

by Nerdy Gamer May 2, 2016

sloppy rodny

its just like snowballing but with period blood.

homie#1: damn dude you breath smells like shit
homie#2: oh yeah, i did a sloppy rodny last night

by chocolate breast milk April 19, 2020