Simony

The irrational love of mediocre Cubs first-baseman Randall Simon.

"The level of ILFaninCA's Simony has gone up every day."

by Hee Seop Choi September 10, 2003

Simone Biles

American artistic gymnast, World Champion and Olympic Gold Medalist.

The Goat of Gymnastics. She is considered the greatest gymnast on the planet.

Her personality to the public eye in gymnastics is a cutie pie / badass chick.

Wanna get on some next level type stuff. Simone Biles your way from the ground to the top baby!

by Cnnicholas June 4, 2021

Wolf Simmons

The German name of Mark Simmons of Haddonfield, New Jersey. It may be used as a name for anyone you speak to, including your pets.

Hey Mips-hater, what was the English homework?

WOLFE SIMMONS!

by DON SHOWALTER November 12, 2004

italian simone

the italian word for a faggot or someone that likes dick

that guy is such an italian simone

by exposerslayer69 March 13, 2017

Simran

A relatively tall geezer, who likes to manscape. An attractive guy who usually has a massive dick . Quite full of himself and succeptible to homosexual tendencies.

Omigod Lizzie the new guy is a Simran and Ryan says he's got a massive dick!

by Queenofall May 7, 2017

James Simmons

A BANDWAGONER! DO NOT TALK SPORTS WITH HIM EVER!

James Simmons is a bandwagoner. Enough said.

by soxfanatic March 4, 2009

You're such a simonist.

Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.

Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.

by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009