spluffin

spluffin is a word i made up, used as an insult to replace mild mockeries of intelect. ie daft, stupid, idiot. but mostly used in a friendly way, not really for causing offence, just calling someone a name for the fun of it. like dipstick and numpty

james, jamie you are a spluffin.
jamie, sod off you numpty

by polly May 4, 2004

shnuffed

When someone holds a door open for you, gets bored, and stops holding it for you.
-- or --
When someone looks at you and chooses not to hold it open for you.

Wow, that cunt face just shnuffed me.

I can't believe this. The other day, I held that fucking door open for that fucking teacher and they just shnuffed me.

by SysVoid May 24, 2016

walton shuffle

incredibly drunken stumbling, made funnier by the addition of obsticles

we all love watching andy perform the walton shuffle towards his house after a night of binge drinking

by popT March 25, 2003

kitkat shuffle

can also refer to 2 fingered action btween lesbians

dont bother asking her if she wants a drink mate, she does the kitkat shuffle

by VonVrulesOK July 21, 2009

Latex Lollipop Shuffle

An act, whereby an individual takes a used condom, turns it inside out, places it on their index and middle finger, and then proceeds to lick it like a lollipop.

Billy was tellin me the other day about how Dave and his gf did a LLS the other night, and Dave liked it.

by Beam me up, Scotty February 18, 2004

Shufflers

A derogatory term for Asian Tourists. Referencing the manner in which they walk. Their large group dynamics and behavior tends to allow and encourage each other to push other people out of their way. Often occurring when more than a few are present in route to a destination. Asian persons who behave without regard or courteous manners to others, while shuffling their feet when they walk. Despite cultural norms in their home county, it is often performed in said manner abroad, routinely offending locals or non-Asians. Noun.

When the bus stopped at the Grand Canyon, all the Shufflers poured out with their iPads in their hands ready to take pictures, and bulldozed everyone in their way to get to the view.

by GKQ May 14, 2015

five knuckle shuffle

Means to masterbate

I five knuckle shuffle myself

by cadug May 16, 2016