When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.
by Yarchonis March 26, 2009
Hot Girl:I just read this book on feminist movement and realized how poorly men have treated women over the past century.
Hot Girl:Hey! Are you listening to me!
Guy:Oh! I'm sorry babe 5 second rule.
Hot Girl:Hey! Are you listening to me!
Guy:Oh! I'm sorry babe 5 second rule.
by Midorisan May 09, 2012
In any 80's movie two characters will stare at each other for exactly 8 seconds, at which time they will either start making out or fighting. This happens in 99% of all 1980's movies.
Jamie: Yo did you watch Blade Runner like our philosophy instructor told us to?
AJ: Yeah! It totally obeyed the 8 second rule!
Jamie: I know! It happened 3 times!
AJ: Yup, one fight scene and two make out scenes!
AJ: Yeah! It totally obeyed the 8 second rule!
Jamie: I know! It happened 3 times!
AJ: Yup, one fight scene and two make out scenes!
by Gomer B. January 18, 2011
Usually occurring at a concert, in an atmosphere with lot's of people smoking (most likely weed) and exhaling mass amounts of smoke into the crowd. You then inhale a mass amount of this second-hand smoke, and end up high.
Person 1- "Man, you are SO high."
Person 2- "Nah man, there was just SO much smoke at that concert, I probably got second-hand high."
Person 1- "Makes sense dude, makes sense."
Person 2- "Nah man, there was just SO much smoke at that concert, I probably got second-hand high."
Person 1- "Makes sense dude, makes sense."
by wonderous12345 September 27, 2010
An informal notion that food dropped onto the ground is still edible if retrieved within a five second time frame. Variations exist; 30-second rule, 2-minute rule, et cetera.
by kinsmed July 10, 2004
Most retarded, pretentious and juvenile band on the planet.
Their sound is just premade pop-stadium-glamrock, although their clips make them look like revolutionaries. Their lyrics are ridiculously bad, and can only impress 9- 14 year olds or backward people with absolutely zero taste. Their fanbase is a bunch of children who want to feel unique, yet desperately want to belong to a group. Any group.
They don't understand that Jared Leto is just a pretentious money grabbing prick with a Messiah-complex compareable or even worse than Kanye West's.
Their sound is just premade pop-stadium-glamrock, although their clips make them look like revolutionaries. Their lyrics are ridiculously bad, and can only impress 9- 14 year olds or backward people with absolutely zero taste. Their fanbase is a bunch of children who want to feel unique, yet desperately want to belong to a group. Any group.
They don't understand that Jared Leto is just a pretentious money grabbing prick with a Messiah-complex compareable or even worse than Kanye West's.
'Have you seen this new band called 30 seconds to Mars?'
...
'Should I?'
...
'No. They suck.'
or
' I just saw a video by 30 seconds to mars. I need to clean out my eyes with sandpaper asap.
...
'Should I?'
...
'No. They suck.'
or
' I just saw a video by 30 seconds to mars. I need to clean out my eyes with sandpaper asap.
by jellybean1988 October 20, 2010
by lolwow1 August 06, 2008