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Schlonginger's cat

Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay September 6, 2013
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jason's cat

An annoying ass cat that gives no fucks but I still love him because he's Jason's cat.
Damn Jason's cat is back at it again because Mel is obsessed with that dumb shit
by Tkitpimsw September 3, 2016
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Simon's cat

Animation which is about a cat and its owner Simon.
Look at that Kitten from Simon's cat! Isn't it so cute?
by Erica💐 June 5, 2017
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Schrodinger’s Cat

An thought experiment that attempts to illustrate the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. A cat waits at the front door, asking for it to be opened. When the door is opened, the cat remains seated in place. The cat wishes to be both outside and inside, but cannot exist as both at the same time.
Schrodinger’s Cat is a pain in the ass.
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”
by Helpimlearning October 24, 2020
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...bangtan’s cat

...bangtan’s cat is a creepy but cute cat that hates kpop tiktoker rocket with a passion causing rocket to bully him
...bangtan: MY CATS NOT CREEPY

rocket: YES HE IS LOOK AT THE WAY HE’S STARING AT ME

...bangtan’s cat: *tries to kill rocket*
by Rockodabadbitch January 4, 2021
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Schrödinger's Cat's in the Bag

Referring to a secret/rumor you're not sure has gotten around
Person X: Has the secret/rumour gotten around yet?
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now
by The Daft Knee February 7, 2022
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Jaide’s cat

1st guy “my cat is dead”
2nd dude “lol bad, Jaide’s cat is too”
by TheMoistPengu February 27, 2022
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