Skitty Kitty

The act of compulsively getting wired on coffee first thing in the morning, so you can jack-off to work-out cable television programs before you go to work.

Sabo witnessed me getting skitty kitty every morning. He would tilt his head in a knowing way and make the sound "ewpf".

by JB March 12, 2003

shitty fart

Same as calling someone shithead.

Max: Yo i was jacking off and my parents caught me and i said i was just playing

Rodolfo: Man u a fucking shitty fart

by Rodolfo San Juan January 19, 2004

shittyfucker

When a man performs a bowel movement into a plastic sandwich baggy, then inserts his penis into the bag and thrusts madly as if he were shaking a bottle of ketchup.

What the fuck!?! ahh, Phizikz stop being a shittyfucker!

by Andy January 5, 2005

skitty

noun, a mix of skanky and kitty. one who has a real attitude or is acting like a brat. can also imply that they were acting like a slut.

sometimes used as a verb, "to skit".

"Dana, stop being such a skitty to your sister!"

or

"Annie was skitting it up last night at the club with that guy."

by b3@rrrr. April 8, 2010

Smutty-Putt

A word describing a female meaning she acts like or is nasty, a tramp, etc.

Wow, that girl cheated on her man. She's a Smutty-putt.

by Jenny Boom Boom 2010 March 23, 2010

shittyballs

balls that are shitty

henry:man i have some shittyballs
duey:well yeah dude, you did just shart your pants

by shittyballsarecool July 14, 2010

Smatty

Slang term for a sandwich - does not have to have ham in.

This egg and bacon smatty is the nuts.

I can't eat this smatty, it's got mayonnaise in.

by tubes11 November 12, 2010