Seasoned Coochie

Coochie that has been unwashed.

My man said he wanted some and I told him “No, I’m not giving you any seasoned coochie.”

by JuicyBlu August 4, 2025

Off-Season Beautiful

When you’re not one of the truly beautiful people, but enough so to qualify in the off-season.

My wife and were in Portofino, the waiter seated us at a seaside table where others walking by could see us. We thought that doesn’t usually happen. Then we realized the restaurant was mostly empty and it was the off-season, so while not truly beautiful people, we do qualify as off-season beautiful.

by rpcgal November 24, 2022

kodama season

The man keeping this site alive and well.

Kodama season? He’s keeping this site alive and well.

by Nooneofconcern December 27, 2023

Canceled the season

To react out of proportion to mildly offensive behavior, resulting in a net loss of fun for all stakeholders involved.

Joe got drunk at last year's Christmas party so this year's party is a no go, they canceled the season!?!?

by Trollalalala April 22, 2018

Seasonal Affective Disorder

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Seasonal Affective Disorder

by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

mango seasoning

Fat pussy

She's got that mango seasoning.

by blueberry bubblegum October 21, 2017

Jefe's Seasoning

The best goddam business and seasoning on the planet.

I love Jefe's Seasoning

by Jefeisthebest#1726 February 20, 2022