rocket potato

a giant potato that eats cats and rugs.

the rocket potato is eating mr. whisker!

by sid mullendore March 21, 2009

Socket Rocket

The act of poking a person in the eye (socket) with one's penis.

Zach: We should totally chalk for fraternity rush.
Paul: Dude, shut up with your terrible ideas or i'll socket rocket you!!!

by littlenis May 1, 2009

Cock Rocket

A complete twat. Stupid person.

Mark - Mate, you are a cock rocket

Dave - Yes, yes I guess I am...

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

rice rocket

A fucking Japanese piece of shit car that does 0-60 in about 13 seconds. It also has a fuckin muffler the size of a fuckin basket ball to make a ton og gay whining noise (the sounds that wake u up at night). Also these cars are for shit and have stickers on them that say "el diablo" or "honda civic" in fancy gothic type. They have ground affects and their owners claim that they up the performance which they dont. These cars are useless and are gay. They are slow and are all one wheel drive.

Some one wheel drive cars are:

Honda Civic
Toyota Celica
Honda Accord 4cyl
Toyota Camry
All geo cars

Japanese & German cars that arent Rice Rockets:

Subaru WRX STI 300hp
Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 275hp
Toyota Supra 300hp
Nissan 300zx-350Z 300-285hp
Volksvagen R32 275hp
German Cars Exactly Like Rice Rockets:

VW Jetta
VW Bug
VW Golf
VW GTI
Porsche 914
Porsche Boxter (fuckin wanna be 911)

by Supa D May 28, 2004

rocket man

A homosexual. Coined by Elton John in song of the same name.

I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh no no no I'm a rocket man.

by Jose Dumburger February 11, 2005

rice rocket

A weak-ass poor horsepowered car that will never be able to beat a stock american muscle car no matter how much technology advances... ALL HAIL THE POWER OF V8 YOU GODDAMN RICE-ROCKET WANNABE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Ill put my money on a stock muscle car over a tuned rice rocket any day of the fucking week

by James Lowe November 3, 2004

Bottle-Rocket

The act of unzipping your pants and injecting your penis into a zoo animal and busting chunks into it.

Shay sure taught that animal a lesson by bottle-rocketing it!

Hey is that Shay? Yea thats shay he bottle-rockets animal's.

by iamgodwhoareyou October 21, 2011