login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

Reading (Town)

Da pimps rule da roost 'ere in Reading....

Large town with a lot of sexy people to drool over if bored.

A lot of homeless people and chavs. Primark is the biggest and most popular shop here!!

Reading (town) is fit

by gee and l May 16, 2011

What The Lick Read?

This Term Is Said by cocaine buyers which means "how much cocaine am i purchasing?"

I Asked "what the lick read?" He Told Me "1,000 grams."

by SG_Teezy August 14, 2010

read

to tell someone you are reading is the code for wanking. this is appropriate as no one really reads anymore, so it's unlikely to get mistaken.

(msn)
dude1: hey man, what's up?
dude2: fuck off i'm reading!
dude1: awh dude!

by george_midd March 28, 2009

get read

Normally used in multiplayer video games, it refers to when you make a move and anticipate the opponents next move and counter it. This usually comes with experience of being put in the same scenarios with various opponents (usually due to popularity of character/tactic etc.), and through trial and error, strategies are developed to counter said scenarios.

Additionally, this is normally a flammatory statement. Directed most of the time what the player perceives as a "noob"

Cmon, you didn't think I would anticipate that? Get read fuckface

by lowtierhero December 10, 2013

Single Ready to Mingle

A term when your spouse has died and instead of sex, you are now looking at pranking fire/police stations for entertainment, resulting in a possibility of a gay "mingle"

police officer: so how is your wife?
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.

SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!

by sukmadick February 27, 2012

READY

Crack Cocaine

"Ready, ready, ready, ready...ready rock!! Wanna get some ready?! 5 fo' 20, man, 5 fo' 20!"

by Dirtman October 18, 2003