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Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.
Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.
by TxHuey June 4, 2017
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Ranger wrecked

When you tie someone to a tree in the middle of a forest and after "wrecking" them, you burn down the tree starting a forest fire.
Oh man, he just got ranger wrecked
by ranger rick101 June 20, 2017
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regenderflux

1. A person who is too stupid to realize which gender they are. (Male or Female)
Wow, you’re such a regenderflux!”
by idkidkidk12345678910 October 15, 2017
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Rangemaster

Jess is such a rangemaster! SHE ROCKS!”
by Tingtang November 8, 2017
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regelman

A dedicated intelligent person with a witty sense of humor who believes in family and family time.
Wow! She's such a cool Regelman!
I'm a Regelman.
by lili.iesl.anonymous November 17, 2017
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Regeart

Regeart is a misspelling of regret. It is used in situations where you wish to come off like you meant regret, but actually mean something entirely different. Regeart has three meanings/usages:

1: Shorthand for "don't regret"
2: Used to indicate wholehearted endorsement
3: Used to indicate that the topic of discussion is actually a sexual fantasy
#1 example text discussion:

Billy: You were so hammered last night, did you end up taking that 0/10 home?

Joey: Yeah :( and I really regeart it

#2 example text discussion:

Billy: Are you watching the State of the Union Address address right now?
Joey: No, why
Billy: Donald Trump just shook Putin's hand, simultaneously grabbed a womans crotch, whilst admitting that building the wall around New Mexico, instead of Mexico, was an oversight but ultimately "not such a bad idea afterall"
Joey: WOW, unbelievable. If I were him, I know that I'd regeart ALL of that

#3 example text discussion:

Billy: Are you watching the State of the Union address right now?
Joey: No, why
Billy: Donald Trump just shook Putin's hand, simultaneously grabbed a woman by the lady parts, whilst admitting that building the wall around New Mexico, instead of Mexico, was an oversight but ultimately "not such a bad idea afterall"
Joey: WOW, unbelievable. If I were him, I know that I'd regeart ALL of that
by LifeIsFullOfRegearts December 15, 2017
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Ranger

A ranger is a ginger/reh haired person/ being usually of caucasian descent, they are constantly persecuted and rightly so. A ranger only has ginger kids and the only wat to defeat one is by using the sun.
Lock the ranger up.
Shoot that ranger over there.
Fry the ranger in the sun.
That ranger has a SHLID
Ranger Roundup!
by Ali snack bar April 17, 2018
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