Pork nacho

Something you can't handle but someone else can

Jon: hey I made pork nachos
Matt:can I have some
Mike:you can't handle porknacho

by Dusty dagger prevention October 19, 2019

Pork sucker

A person who sucks on the toes of another person. In reference to the nursery rhyme where a child’s toes are called piggies.

Clarence told me that his new girlfriend is a pork sucker.

by Moon Miller November 4, 2019

Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch

Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.

by Dingdonkkingkong November 23, 2020

Stork pork

To impregnate. Derived from: "stork", as in, the bird that brings babies and "pork", as in, to have sexual congress.

"My pull out game is weak. If I keep it up, I'm going to stork pork my step-sister"

by superwolf December 28, 2020

Pork possum lover

When a black man shits on a black woman for a white woman's validation and acceptance to show they are greater than the average man

“Ion like black girls they loud but I love white girls they chill asf”
“Your a pork possum lover aren’t you”
“Huh”
“Never mind bro”

by Wavsyet January 11, 2021

Pork

Pork MMMMMMM GOOD. Sizzle Pork And MMMMMM... SPAM

Pork lookin head.

by ENDERGAMERXD February 2, 2021

Triple French Pork

1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.

2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.

Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.

by Richard Slinger February 15, 2021