Nibble Pimp

A Father figure - usually old before his time, but experiencing a recent renaissance due to increased sexual activity - who, in an attempt to woo your girlfriend, pimps around an array of confectionery (nibbles).

'No way lad, your Dad is sound and all, but he was definitely trying to get in me drawers there, offering around his special box of sweets. I'd definitely say he was a nibble pimp if I didn't know better. Gash lad.'

by Seven Streets October 23, 2009

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Prescription Pimp

A doctor or a psychiatrist, but one who over prescribes medications and doesn't know their DSM. Usually sought out by pill junkies or parents who don't understand caffeine and children don't mix.

Kid is running around the house at twelve am tweaking on caffeinated soda.

Mom: wakes up "damnit, johnny's up again running around?!?!"

Dad: rolls over tired "Can't you just take him to the prescription pimp tomorrow and have this fixed? I mean were awesome parents and have done everything"

meanwhile, on the nightstand, a baggie of weed sits.

by NardTard August 5, 2012

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Pimp Of The Year

Person who draws the most profits in one year, for all those involved, from the marketing of women to the public, as sexual objects.

Minnesota Fresh (Mann Fresh) and his stable of ladies, pulled in well over 200 racks per city, this year alone, making him first tier candidate for Pimp Of The Year Honors.

by Mann F. January 2, 2012

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pimp clips

when you have a women on either arm 'linking' you in a 'pimp clip' fashion

'show me your pimp clips' in reference to your woman,

'where did my pimp clip go?' when your woman is missing, and 'I'm gonna go get me some pimp clippin action' in relation to the search of ladies and the bump and grind

by Mushy Pea June 15, 2009

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