A Father figure - usually old before his time, but experiencing a recent renaissance due to increased sexual activity - who, in an attempt to woo your girlfriend, pimps around an array of confectionery (nibbles).
'No way lad, your Dad is sound and all, but he was definitely trying to get in me drawers there, offering around his special box of sweets. I'd definitely say he was a nibble pimp if I didn't know better. Gash lad.'
by Seven Streets October 23, 2009
Get the Nibble Pimpmug. by anonymous July 11, 2021
Get the Pimp Sheezymug. by donna.harrison.twist March 24, 2012
Get the Snack Pimpmug. An older lesbian that pimps out young girls to other girls. Lesbians that take young girl ho's are known as "Jane's."
Yeah, we went to the poetry slam and wondered why all those old ladies had those college girls around, the I found out she was a butterfly pimp.
by Steve-er January 22, 2014
Get the butterfly pimpmug. Dysfunctional means not operating normally or properly. In a relationship sense, your relationships don’t operate normally or properly because they’re toxic or they are very short lived. You are a pimp because you could get any girl you want, but again, your relationships are always short lived, thus making you a dysfunctional pimp.
Todd: Do you see how Anthony can get any girl he wants?
Nick: Yeah but they never last.
Todd: Damn, Hes a dysfunctional pimp
Nick: Yeah but they never last.
Todd: Damn, Hes a dysfunctional pimp
by kissyume October 13, 2021
Get the Dysfunctional Pimpmug. by Woah50 May 15, 2015
Get the Pimp dollarsmug. Pimp Momma is da momma of all dem worthy ho. "Dere" exist only one pimp momma in dis universe and she "reside" in da island of Hawaii.
by Deho April 27, 2006
Get the Pimp Mommamug.