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The lawyer thought he had found the perfect girl until another girl tried to ask her about her motorcycle, and the perfect girl viciously attacked the other girl. The lawyer left her when he found out she had plans to cut his genitals off in his sleep, and tried to go back to his old lady friend, but she got hit by a truck. The perfect girl said she saw it all happen before it happened, so the lawyer suspected she was involved in his significant other's death.
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Took my perfect woman out for a date last night...she serenaded me with her tuba, while wearing the pearl necklace that it took her nearly a year to make...all the while doing the splits with my beer resting on her head. After that, she crammed my whole tailpipe down her throat and started my bike...and the best part is that she'll never even say a word about what we did when we got back to my place. What a woman!!!
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I was mad at my girlfriend last night, so during sex I gave her a "Perfect Storm".
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Tyler- Yeah son break down that 8th I'ma go grab a couple games
...45 minutes later
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Tyler- Yeah son break down that 8th I'ma go grab a couple games
...45 minutes later
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