Pearled

Used to describe when an autograph is placed on a baseball, for a reason that makes no sense probably made up by prepubescent autograph hounds, the unemployed or virgins that chase clout instead of women

Damn bro Juan Soto pearled my baseball. Short signature under the Rawlings Logo

by Autographs101 April 27, 2020

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Pearl Lexus

A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.

Dude! Did you see Sandra Bullock in that college football movie!? She’s a TOTAL Pearl Lexus.

by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020

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pearl

a girl who when you first meet her seems sweet and innocent but when you get to know her she becomes a bitch and a slag. pearl throws up when she drinks and does stuff she will most likely regret in the morning. she also loves to gossip, pearl is an amazing friend (if you’re not a cow to her) she’s gorgeous and funny. everyone needs a pearl in their life.

hey do you know pearl, she’s a legend .

by joe goldberg 69 May 9, 2020

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