When you return from a long vacation to discover one of 2 things.
1) That you are very sad returning to work and the usual grind, after spending 2 weeks in a different country having tons of fun.
2) To check your email, and find 2 emails after 2 weeks of being gone, and feeling sad that nobody emailed you.
1) That you are very sad returning to work and the usual grind, after spending 2 weeks in a different country having tons of fun.
2) To check your email, and find 2 emails after 2 weeks of being gone, and feeling sad that nobody emailed you.
Post-Vacation Depression
1) After Bob came back from China at 3 AM, he was immediately swamped with 3 days of straight work from the time he was away.
2) "Damn! I just got back, and the only email I got was spam...I feel so loved..."
1) After Bob came back from China at 3 AM, he was immediately swamped with 3 days of straight work from the time he was away.
2) "Damn! I just got back, and the only email I got was spam...I feel so loved..."
by HellsSpongee October 18, 2008
Get the Post-Vacation Depression mug.A genre of music that combines Post-Rock, Black Metal, and sometimes Shoegaze. Lyrical themes include, but aren't limited to, sorrow, beauty, surrealism, etc.
Examples of Post-Black Metal: Alcest, Silence of the Old Man, Lantlos, Shyy, Dopamine, Austere, Woods of Desolation, Grey Waters, and Heretoir.
Examples of Post-Black Metal: Alcest, Silence of the Old Man, Lantlos, Shyy, Dopamine, Austere, Woods of Desolation, Grey Waters, and Heretoir.
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A person who thinks he or she is cool because they buy guitars and/or acessories but in reality have ABSOLUTELY NO idea how to play a guitar
Kevin: Hey dude. Sweet guitar!
Taylor: Thanks. It was $4000.
Kevin: What songs can you play?
Taylor: Uh..... none..... but i'll learn.... eventually....
Kevin: Dude you're being a real Guitar Poser!
Taylor: Thanks. It was $4000.
Kevin: What songs can you play?
Taylor: Uh..... none..... but i'll learn.... eventually....
Kevin: Dude you're being a real Guitar Poser!
by Kevrone June 21, 2009
Get the Guitar Poser mug.Effortlessly cool(on the surface anyway)and thoughtful, especially in the face of adversity or setbacks; a more ritzy way of describing "composure".
The new waiter Charlie's self-possessed response to the boss's tantrum and finger-pointing quickly established him as one the most powerful employees on the payroll: " The delivery list not having been updated in years is really no one's fault but your own. None of us here were hired to be mindreaders. Sir."
by HairBaron February 3, 2010
Get the self-possessed mug.A very good band with great lyrics and a soothing sound that I love but will probably soon be ripped away from me by Mtv and teeny-boppers.
by Mariah May 7, 2005
Get the The Postal Service mug.Postmortem Depression (PMD) is a form of clinical depression which often affects people, less frequently deer, after becoming what medical experts around the world refer to as "dead."
Symptoms include sadness, fatigue, changes in sleeping and eating patterns, reduced libido, crying episodes, excessive rotting, anxiety, colonic-maggot infestation, and irritability.
Physicians around the world report increasing rates PMD over the last few decades. In a recent medical double-blind study, results showed that 98% people will die at some point in their life. Out of those, 40% will be diagnosed with PMD, an increase over 27% in 2000, 14% in 1990, and -3% in 2 billion BC.
It is sometimes assumed that PMD is caused by a lack of nutrition (a result of one's digestive system being decomposed) but studies tend to show that more likely causes are the significant changes in a person's (or deer's) hormones during death. On the other hand, hormonal treatment has not helped postmortem depression victims; scientists are still baffled by these findings.
A debunker of the "Hormonal Imbalance Theory," Dr. Isaac Goldbergshtein, of the National Postmortem Depression Research Institute for the Advancement of the Medical Understanding of the Human Mind (more commonly referred to as NPDRIftAotMUotHM), says, "The findings are clear. Injecting a victim of PMD with hormonal injections only results in them being just as dead, if not deadER than they were before. It's just common sense."
Symptoms include sadness, fatigue, changes in sleeping and eating patterns, reduced libido, crying episodes, excessive rotting, anxiety, colonic-maggot infestation, and irritability.
Physicians around the world report increasing rates PMD over the last few decades. In a recent medical double-blind study, results showed that 98% people will die at some point in their life. Out of those, 40% will be diagnosed with PMD, an increase over 27% in 2000, 14% in 1990, and -3% in 2 billion BC.
It is sometimes assumed that PMD is caused by a lack of nutrition (a result of one's digestive system being decomposed) but studies tend to show that more likely causes are the significant changes in a person's (or deer's) hormones during death. On the other hand, hormonal treatment has not helped postmortem depression victims; scientists are still baffled by these findings.
A debunker of the "Hormonal Imbalance Theory," Dr. Isaac Goldbergshtein, of the National Postmortem Depression Research Institute for the Advancement of the Medical Understanding of the Human Mind (more commonly referred to as NPDRIftAotMUotHM), says, "The findings are clear. Injecting a victim of PMD with hormonal injections only results in them being just as dead, if not deadER than they were before. It's just common sense."
Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Tyrone? For the last 2 weeks since he died after being accidentally shot by a cop 11 times in the face, he just SITS there on the couch, rotting. He doesn't eat, he doesn't sleep, he doesn't go out partying, he hasn't even gone to work in 3 days! We should really talk to him..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's really suffering from a severe case of Postmortem Depression."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's really suffering from a severe case of Postmortem Depression."
by Razgriz117 July 22, 2010
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(At crowded party)
Ben: Hey man, you and I are best friends forever, right?
Me: Sure. You and I are best friends. I am in a flank two position.
Girl: But you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
Me: I know I said that, but I was in a flank two position!
Ben: Hey man, you and I are best friends forever, right?
Me: Sure. You and I are best friends. I am in a flank two position.
Girl: But you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
Me: I know I said that, but I was in a flank two position!
by CDeck January 22, 2006
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