Relaxing by the pool

Laying back enjoying the afterglow following a session of self-pleasure…resulting in a small ‘pool’

Ahhhhh, now I’m just relaxing by the pool.

by PoopEmoji22 May 21, 2022

Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool

Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!

by Bowslosski December 15, 2023

Poole

The meaning of being in an inbred family, mother is probably the surname Poole’s incest pested brother

Person 1 - “I had sex with my mum”

Person 2 - “Ew, you’re a Poole

by AuthorOfTheYear April 7, 2022

pooling

Pretending to be dead in a public swimming pool. Great activity

"Hey Sharon you wanna go pooling to traumatize some kids? It is pretty hot today"
"OMG I thought you would never ask!"

by Crazy-lodiyy June 19, 2022

Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Pool Whisperer

The guy that when you're playing pool gives unsolicited advice to you even though he plays worse than you.

Here comes Danny's to be the Pool Whisperer again. I hate THAT guy.

by mobiledick July 16, 2022

pool table betty

some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching

pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.

by erwtqw March 21, 2008