Tittie Tailored

When woman with delicious breasts modifies her top, blouse, or shirt to enhance the presentation of said titties.

Tugging and tearing her Tee-shirt, Tiffany Tittie Tailored her top to tout her two taut and tawdry tits. The tah-tah transformation totally tantalized Trevor. Teased, Tongue tied, and tranced, the Tittie Tailoring triggered Trevor to trip, taking a tumble toward the tasty twins.

by LB Sand July 9, 2015

Tough titties

Something some woman said on TV that means ‘tough shit’ and then like 1/5 of Australia started saying it, and as a child I didn’t know what a titty was, of course, so in like grade 4 I said it to one of my Teachers and it sparked mass confusion.

Teacher: ‘sit over here’
Me: ‘I don’t want to’
Teacher: ‘why won’t you go sit over there and behave’
Me: ‘because I don’t want to, tough titties’

by I’m the sock around your heart November 10, 2020

Titty Boner

When you're nipples are fully erect.

"Honey are you cold you have titty boners".

by Bruce McAlister March 22, 2017

Submarine Titties

Long, saggy, and rectangular boobs that are primarily found on the elderly.

Nurse 1: Oh shit! Miss Parker fell down the stairs again!
Nurse 2: Thats just her submarine titties in the way again.

by DjAllDay December 23, 2020

Titty lip

When you are about to cry, your eyes well up and your bottom lip sticks out

The baby got scared he pulled a titty lip and started to cry.

by Goldsparkleshine August 13, 2018

Titty Mad

A description of madness brought on by exposure to multiple sets of breasts after a long period without female contact.

"Dude, what's up with him? We never should have brought him to the waterpark."

"I know. He's spent the whole summer playing World of Warcraft, and now suddenly he's seeing all these titties."

"The boy's gone titty mad."

by KingZero48 August 30, 2009

titty tugger

A lactation specialist

Your baby is a healthy 6.8lbs and it's time for his first feeding. Let me get our resident titty tugger who can help you breast feed for the first time.

by Howie1980 February 15, 2020