A mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods - making one's butthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. The Ass Dragon's friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.
One more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the Ass Dragon and I don't have time to have my ass feel like it's on fire every hour tomorrow as I am addressing the Supreme Court in a very important case.
by Muhammed Shibaz Moqito October 10, 2014
Get the Ass Dragonmug. 
by The best lmao December 19, 2016
Get the Lard assmug. A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
by Jayspray June 5, 2018
Get the Ass lagmug. by Kevinwilson6837262 November 12, 2018
Get the sike assmug. When a girl perferably (hot) has a nice rack and ass all in one pack which is not very hard to find in this day and age.
by Realinfo December 17, 2013
Get the rackin assmug. by FASHWANIUGANDI February 1, 2018
Get the that ass bitchmug.