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Equal Opportunity Offender

Someone who makes jokes towards all races, including ones own race. Typhically a white dude calling himself a fancier word for racist.
“That’s not racism because I am an Equal Opportunity Offender
by frickfungus December 18, 2017
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Oppogang

Your nemesis gang or a opposing gang.
dam, da oppogangs be shootin day gats at us.
by Hayden Goetz August 27, 2005
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opposing teams

referring to the base you are in your relationship. some people are on first base, or third or whatever. some are still in the duggout warming the benches. then there are the "wannabe" relationships that are so far off they are on opposing teams
Jim: I think Cindy and I are moving to second base.
Shannon: What? I talked to Cindy. Your relationship is so far off you are on opposing teams.
by DarbyLou December 22, 2008
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Golden Opportunity

A great, often unexpected chance to achieve a desired goal.
I blew a golden opportunity when I left my homework pass at home after deciding not to do my homework.
by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005
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oppie

by drjangles March 30, 2009
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oppression-erection

The arousal, physical AND/OR mental, that a male feels when exerting privilege and oppressing a female.
"I opened a door the other day for a woman. With my OPPRESSION-ERECTION!"

"That 'heterosexuality is stockholm syndrome' meme gave me such an oppression-erection."
by Robocopiii May 24, 2014
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Golden opportunity

Drunkenly peeing the bed when company is over and blaming it on them in the morning
"Dude, did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yeah bro, but I was so wasted I pissed the bed"
"Did you blame it on her in the morning?"
"No, why?"
"Then you, my friend, missed a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY"
by wiznerd1 June 3, 2011
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