Cake tart

A cake tart is a famous celebrity who is later found out to be a pedophile.

IE:
Kevin Spacey.
Jared from Subway.
Bill Cosby
The Michigan state Olympic doctor.

I though Jared seemed cool and slim; but damn what a fucking Cake Tart.

by TacoRatty May 17, 2018

Cake Bossin

(verb) Fits in place of any verb in any setting. Most commonly used when indulging in cake like activities

Guy 1: Yo where's your brother?
Guy 2: Mane he on the phone Cake Bossin

by BugattiBoy TaCo August 22, 2011

Bum cake

A very mean person that has commit a lot of war crimes or someone that stole your sandwich are is just a dumb little mean person

You are a stupid little bum cake

by Gorg_BruhHub October 19, 2023

The Cake Cult

The Cake Cult Is a religion started from the meme “Now I know what’s real and what’s cake”. The cake cult prides in the belief that everything living and non living is entirely made of cake. Though we’re made of cake we’re still eat it. Even in its original form. Though people may look down on our religion we still respect there’s even if what we are is fact.

Have you heard of the new religion The Cake Cult?

by LighterCross/The Cake Pastor August 1, 2020

Rate The Cake

Rating The Cake is were you and the boys huddle in a circle and rate the cake. There are 3 of rating the cake Cupcake, Birthday Cake, Wedding Cake.

1st Homie:Damn bro rate the cake

2nd:Homie:Bro im voting cupcake

1st Homie:I agree

by Pendejo Man June 12, 2020

Penile Cake

A modern version of the word "poppycock", basically meaning nonsense or bullshit.

Tyree Towsend: "Hey bro, I heard that Frank Garrett wasn't very funny."

Fred Herbert: "Oh penile cake! Completely false bruh."

by AnalLoose March 30, 2019

Tube Cake

A big long fat turd. A massive shit.

I just dropped a tube cake that split my ass.

I left a tube cake sticking out of the water in there. Go check it out. It’s a work of art.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018