Wilson tan

Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.

Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all

by @itz.not.wilson November 21, 2018

Pack Tan

This is when you can feel the heat coming from a person eyeballing your package(penis and balls) from across the room, and the heat is so scorching that is gives you a sun tan, thus the phrase "Pack Tan"

Dude that chick over by the bar is eyeballing my pack,she is totally givin me a pack tan.

by D to the allas January 11, 2009

Rambu Tan

a male who thinks himself as a rambutan born on 2017. He is the "father" of Christopher Columbus. It also means a tasty looking male.

Look, he looks tasty. He's a Rambu Tan

by Tanyy October 26, 2017

Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

by SOG3 January 07, 2021

light tan

White people from cities that don’t participate in white people “activities”

I’m light tan.

by NOVEL123 April 25, 2022

Poo-tan

When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.

Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.

by Naminator33 February 16, 2022

drunk tan

All around, full body, dark, dirty tan.

That guy Robert got one of those drunk tans.

by chiefwiggims August 04, 2022