parachute fap

The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.

Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.

by Parachutefap May 30, 2019

Fap February

Another month in which guys must fap 2 times a day NO MATTER WHAT they must it's man kinds destiny to do this if you have a good stable relationship well TO BAD fap fap to your hearts content no matter what your mom and dad say YOU MUST FAP!!

Guy 1: It's almost Fap February we must be prepared men.
All The Men: WE WILL COMPLETE OUR DESTINY!!

by The Holy Salad November 2, 2019

Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.

James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

Fapping Hysterically

Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.

After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.

I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 16, 2016

Fap

other word for masterbation. Other phrases include
yanking the chank
launching the rocket
Tickling the pickle

Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Jerkin the gurian

Dude, my sister walked in on me having a fap, this isn't good

by BigOleBilly June 16, 2020

Fap Chow

A form of oral which involves eating it but not really and also beating your own...
Maybe with your cousin

I fap chowed my cousin

by Sloppy Dave Bob August 3, 2022

fap nail

When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.

Fail to Nap so Fap

I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail

by mohawk on a motard August 3, 2016