by Budget Ninja August 22, 2014
by Not a weeb March 02, 2020
person worthy of leading a team of true ninjas (people that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama).
Brian's a superstar at this company because he is a ninja master, and you have to be able to walk through walls to be a part of his team.
by dadlyman June 04, 2011
by L0L0 June 07, 2015
Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021
A sexual act performed by a man for his partner. The man will shit on the face of his partner then wipe it off of the eyes in a horizontal direction with his penis. The partner will be left with a shit-mask resembling that of a ninja. Then, the man will insert his shit-covered cock into his partner's mouth when they are least expecting it, thus leading the partner into a ninja-like attack stance by the sudden insertion.
Steve begged me for a Dirty Ninja last night but I decided to use a nicely aged Alaskan pipeline on him instead.
by DirtyNinja April 15, 2008
Someone who jumps to the front of the line at a fast food restaurant counter to get their drink refilled before the person they have cut has a chance to place an order.
"Dude, I was about to order a number 7 at Taco Bell, when this refill ninja totally cut in front of me. It happened so fast I didn't have time to react."
by Bad Obnauticus November 12, 2009