I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025

We can do whatever we want now?

Yeah

We can do whatever we want now?

by confused cajun man February 04, 2021

Wanted

"If you wanted what I want you to wanted instead of what you actually want... I wouldn't have to work to deprive you of the things you want until there's nothing left except the things I want you to want and suffering." Which is the plan. Do what I want of you consent to you own suffering. Another uno reverse. Not going to work because all other issues are secondary to my thing. I'll just kill a kid. You're effective trying to restrict everyone BUT me because I'll be too dead for anything you do to have an effect.

Hym "You've taken everything I've said I've wanted... And then FABRICATED ENTIRELY a reason for people not to be given those things... And you're trying to impose it from the top down. You don't know better than everyone. You have a God complex and the world improves the second you die."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

Malibu's Most Wanted

A satire/parody about the life of a white hip hop legend named B-Rad that lives in the basement of a mansion.

Don't you miss Malibu's Most Wanted?

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

Malibu's Most Wanted

A rare example of satire from Generation X, as old as some people might think the movie is now.

Malibu's Most Wanted was one of the few movies that dared to look at things differently than Eminem or Vanilla Ice without being arrogant about it.

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 08, 2023

Want my socks?

-an exclamation expressing anger, displeasing, or reject of a thing and/or person.

-can also refer to leaving a facility or environment with someone to make love

Example1
person1: why are you such an ass
person2: Im sorry, you want my socks?

example2
person1: want my socks?
person2: yea lets bounce honey

by Frozen socks 555 August 18, 2021