pukey balls

when a girl who is drunk pukes on your balls while giving felatio.

dude, this chick totally gave me the pukey balls last night! I didnt even see it coming!

by darealpukeyballs April 28, 2014

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Ball jammin’

Is when you take a raging douchebags prized guitar and play it with your balls

Man, Carl was really ball jammin’ Russell’s guitar last night. I’ve had that song stuck in my head all day

by BallisticDick December 4, 2019

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Gonzo Ball

Similar to Lakers point guard Lonzo Ball, however, you are so trashed and unbelievably intoxicated that you would make some of the dumbest decisions a human could make.

LB: Yo bro, are you Kirkin right now?
Ry: I am straight Gonzo Ball right now
LB: Oh no

by ChikenChoker4Lyfe May 8, 2019

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The Ball Buster

That one friend in the group who is always cracking obnoxious jokes at another’s expense

You don’t seem to get it man, James isn’t actually a dick, he’s just the ball buster of the group

by Genahrue Sahluuushahhn February 16, 2022

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Derby Balls

An enjoyable form of BDSM play whereby the male scrotum is exposed and beat and slapped repeatedly with a riding crop like the ass end of horse running the Kentucky Derby.

My mistress pulled my scrotum from my fly and gave me derby balls. The pleasure was incredible.

I feel like I’m ready to run for the triple crown after having my scrotum bashed in the most delightful session of derby balls last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

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Ball Gruff

Definition 1: The stubble of hair on a man's testicals after he has finished manscaping.

Definition 2: When you shave your balls and your skin gets very rough and stinky.

Girl 1: Did you see that man's ball gruff?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it was so rough and prickly

Man 1: Man, I have the worst case of ball gruff ever
Man 2: Yeah, my razor is very dull and causes me to get bad ball gruff as well.

by Jarl Balgruff December 31, 2011

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