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cock munching butt slut

I'm such a cock munching butt slut. I love slurping up and down a massive shaft, working his cock with my mouth and hands. My saliva mixes with his precum while I start gagging on his glorious rod of fuckmeat. Once he's had enough with fucking my throat raw and slapping his egg-sized balls against my chin I offer my ass to him, he swiftly plants his dick deep in my ass with little resistance. My saliva lubes up his cock so he starts pounding my ass immediately. I feel so satisfied with his cock in my ass, it feels like the most natural thing in the world. My butt just feels like empty space when it's not stuffed full of big, hard, yummy cockmeat. What would I do without cocks?
Katie: "Wow Sally, you really can take a huge dick. Who knew?"
Sally: "Mmmmfff!!!!" *enthusiastically looks up and nods, the giant cock still stuffing her slutty mouth*
Katie: *snaps pic and adds caption* "Your boyfriend probably isn't going to like you being such a cock munching butt slut. Should I send it to him?"
Sally: *pulls cock out of mouth and slaps her face with it, winking* "I want him to know he'll never compare to such a big cocked stud. Let him have it!" *slides cock into her lubed ass and twerks up and down on that heavenly fuckmeat*
by couldntthinkofausername October 17, 2017
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MunchingOrange

Someone who kisses up to the moderators/experienced members on internet forums.
Mod: "I think this is stupid"
MunchingOrange: "QIA"
by Faeces Magnet June 11, 2009
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MuchaMitch

A person who thinks they are the shit but really they are just BIG BITCHES. Which is why it is called "Mucha" a lot and "Mitch" cause they are a bitch.
MuchaMitches also think that they are good at everything.
Greg Stanton says he is good at baseball, football, basketball, halo, getting the hottest girls, etc. But he is nothing but a pile of shit that his dad made a Notre Dame Scout come to watch him warm the bench for the benchwarmers. This is a perfect example of a MuchaMitch.
by Forked by Prep October 29, 2006
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monsh munch

meaning monster munch but i think we were maybe stoned at the time hehehe
"emma can i av sum monsh munch"
"hehe monsh munch"
by charli n emma December 24, 2004
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oreo muncher

a person who the whole world dependes on. if this person does not eat oreos during art class the entire world will end
"ak where be the oreo muncher today!!"
"i dunno watch outside the window and maybee she will pull up the school in her cherry bomb of a car"
"oh i see her! there she be demonstrating her terrible parking skills"
"oh thank god we are saved!"
by artsyemily April 17, 2008
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Munchausen

A person who injures themselves or others on purpose, fakes illnesses/injuries or makes up outrageous sob stories to get attention/sympathy from others. Derived by Munchausens Syndrome, which is named for Baron Munchausen.
She's a Munchausen, all she wants is attention and she'll get it any way she can.
by PearlieGirl July 19, 2018
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Munchie change

The change you get back from spending your money on food because you have the munchies.
you spend a 5 on the Mcdonalds value menu and get your change back, When the change adds up you can buy more mcdoubles with your munchie change.
by Cptnblaze May 18, 2010
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