Mother married

A man married to a woman which is a carbon copy of his own mother.

Wife: did you clean your room?! did you ask for a pay rise? did you plan the holidays? do I have to tell you ALL THE TIME what you have to do? you are never going to grow up are you?!
Husband: gosh, I thik I mother married...

by Bruno Gy. September 2, 2013

Mother fucker

A curse word that can and is used in basically any context. Although if you want the deeper meaning just say the fucking word and you’ve got your answer.

Bro 1: You mother fucker!
Bro 2: I wish.
Bro 1: The fuck you just say!
Bro 2: Do you know how much MILF porn I watch? It’s a real fantasy for me, man. You see, moms have experience and experience is never a bad thing. Oh the things I would do to fuck a hot mom. Mmmm… fuck yes!
Bro 1: What the fuck man! You are a real piece of work!
Bro 2: You think I don’t know that but who gives a damn. No sense in hiding my fucked up sense of humor. In fact I think you like it. I am like Deadpool off screen without the cool powers, count yourself lucky I have blessed you with my presence.

by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021

Surrogate Mother

Typically done in threesome of two females and one male. The male cums in the first females mouth, who then spits the cum into the other females vagina. Possibly resulting in pregnancy.

At the end of that threesome I became a surrogate mother.

by notthefather69 August 8, 2022

Narins Mother

Fat cow mooooo.She has consumed all food in a 100 mile radius.Be careful if you have food this fat cow will come !

Luis:David your so fat
David:Hey, thats mean
Luis: your like narins mother MOoooooOoO

by NarinsFatMother April 10, 2022

Mother Alive

The first thing to ask when you get into a Cs:GO game to establish dominance with your teammates. You need to pronounce it with a russian accent.

Red: Blue Mother Alive?
Blue: Yes
Red: Ohh.. Why?

by Mother Alive? April 5, 2021

Your mother

Who I have had sexual intercourse with.

Jane: Hey baby who did you first have sex with?
Suzan: Your mother.

by Therealmilflover69 May 2, 2021

camilas mother

fat fake asian hoe

she is such a fat fake asian hoe camilas mother

by azuhata2 November 23, 2021