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mia kali

the wrong spelling of former pornstar, "Mia Khalifa."
some guy: yo, have you watched mia khalifa's latest porno?
b_y_n: i thought it was mia kali
by itssilentboy June 10, 2021
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Mia

Mia is the most jacked person you'll ever meet. She slings strap like nobody's business and is drowning in bitches constantly but is always loyal and the best gf to her number 1 bae. She's a genius and also has literally the biggest dick energy you've ever seen from someone without one attached to her body, probably more than most men. She will beat you in an arm wrestling contest with her muscles. She is also probably really tall. You are lucky to know a Mia.
Person 1: Oh my god that person is so androgynous and mysterious and is obviously hung? What the hell!
Person 2: Duh! Her name is Mia, obviously that's the case!
Person 1: Oh. True.
by urmumsbf March 11, 2024
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mia shollz

A bully who pickes on me and logan till they fight back
Mia shollz is a bully of sorts and probably a demon
by i never liked you November 3, 2020
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Mia

The rare species of human called "Mia" will often get burned and roasted by her friends in her natural habitat.
by u_w_u_r_r September 28, 2021
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massive mia

this is a girl who reads too much that she never showers and smells like poo and onions,
people tend to run away.

she has no friends.
errr its a massive mia EEWWWWW
by emily+paige :0 February 25, 2022
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Mia

One who always get jealous but forever loving towards the person and who also has a great personality and beautiful but also a shit arse
Mia is beautiful 😜
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Mia

Stupid but good, she loves people named "Cypher" for Specific reasons
by Cyph4r March 24, 2025
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