forbidden mayonnaise

its like the cheese that kills you at 1 am when u open ur fridge like u already know my gs

ayo who spilt the forbidden mayonnaise 😏

by organicwhopper April 6, 2022

poopy mayonnaise

A very intelligent word only used by very intelligent and big ball people referring to the term I shit in my mayonnaise.

Only the most intelligent people use this word!

Man: I almost died today!
Woman: omg are you ok?

Random man: poopy mayonnaise

by phonebadbookgood April 20, 2022

gay mayonnaise

A very unfunny joke I made

A:"how are you? "
B:"like gay mayonnaise "
A:"fish "

by Just. A. Kaz June 10, 2022

jonathan mayonnaise

The sexiest man know to man kind

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*

by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023

Marilyn Manson

Born Brian Hugh Warner on January 5, 1969 (nice), he is a talented individual with a controversial stage persona and a name collected from two different American cultural icons (the beloved actress Marilyn Monroe and the fucked-up cultist* Charles Manson). Because every poseur goth uses his name in effort to gain street cred, this gave him a bad name in people's eyes. Some called him a Satanist and a devil worshipper, however, neither of this is true. But what is true is that Warner's music is good.

*Charles was also a musician. Quite ironic since both Warner and Manson are listed as rock musicians, eh?
Although I do know Warner's music is shock rock while Manson's music is folk rock.

"I'm not an artist, I'm a fucking work of art."
— Marilyn Manson

by 7568ino November 3, 2023

Britney manson

best model, she’s a russian trans (mtf) influencer that recreates (iconic) catwalks and produces fire music

A: yo have u heard of Britney manson?
B: ofc her music is FIRE.

by livelovelaughtx2 December 16, 2023

Getting Mantoned

When someone invites lots of people to an event then doesn't turn up.

Chris (in a group chat) hey guys let's meet up on Sunday for a ride.
Ben: yeah sweet, see you there
Jez: I'm in.
Jane: sounds great!

Sunday morning, Ben, Jez and Jane ready to go.

Ben: hey, is Chris coming?
Jez: nah, we're getting mantoned.

by Bobbert Jobbert February 5, 2024