Sunday Morning Freeze

When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick

Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis

by D Flawless November 4, 2019

Wednesday morning withdraw

When a person comes to work on Wednesday morning and is found guilty of possible drug use and intoxication by fellow co workers after an early weeks partying scene. Usually the accused will be bantering aimlessly about unimportant topics early in the morning, with no intention of any real work getting done during that day. Often multiple smoke breaks or trips to the bathroom often conceal the truth that one is on some kind of controlled substance.

OMG look at show with the shakes, he obviously is going rhroygh Wednesday morning withdraw.

by Daddgadd October 15, 2014

Morning-before pancakes

Morning-before pancakes is mostly for a girl too give a guy if she wants to have it she fills the pancakes with Viagra then she gives them too the man before they know it it's already started

Babe, " what are you cooking,"

" nothing just your favourite morning-before pancakes!"

by Yolo22112 June 7, 2014

Early Morning Cannonball

A massive shit that you take upon rising in the morning. Could happen after a night of drinking with the lads or some Mexican food from hell

Bloke 1: “I heard you banged Kate back at her crib last night”
Bloke 2: “Oh indeed, it’s a good thing I left before she saw what I did to her bathroom, left a nice early morning cannonball in there!”

by JordanBelfort350 October 1, 2022

Morning Love Tap

When you wake up in the morning and roll over, accidentally elbowing your partner in the face.

My girlfriend has a bruise on her forehead. I hope people don't think I beat her. It was just a morning love tap!

by comradez May 26, 2014

morning wood wizard

Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness

Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.

Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead

by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017

chalice of the morning bliss

A cup of coffee; Chalice is another word for cup and coffee is something you drink in the morning. Some people like coffee so much they call it a bliss.

Caleb was sitting at the dining table, imbibing from the chalice of the morning bliss.

by animegroupie February 17, 2010