Shoot the moose

The act of getting extremely drunk

Hey are you gonna shoot the moose tonight?
Yeah I’m gonna be so fucked!

by BlackBearBot December 16, 2025

Moose

Moose is one of the chillest people you will ever meet, he’s shy when he’s in a crowd or with people doesn’t know but if he’s comfortable with you he is awesome. He is a gamer and rather play games then socialize, he also gets very sad all the time for no reason and if he is dating someone and they get along well he will get semi attached and when they leave he’s a broken.

dude: hey did you see moose?
dude 2: yeah i heard he was pretty chill
dude: yeah your 100% right

by Mooseonomy March 6, 2021

Moose Juice

When you are fucking your girls asshole and all of a sudden you look down and see some truffle butter aka Moose Juice on your dick. You look at your dick with disgust, but proceed to shove it down your girl's throat until your dick is clean enough to go get some more Moose Juice..

Dude 1: Hey bro, last night my girl let me hit her bootyhole, it was pretty damn good.

Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.

Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.

Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.

Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper

Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.

Dude 1: Fuck you bro

by BrownKernalTip October 23, 2023

Sidhu Moose Wala

Punjabi singer, Actor, Politician, Born on June 10, 1993 Shubhdeep was born in Moosa, Punjab. He always reps Moose in his name from when he started to the final day of his life.

Dil Da nai Maada tera Sidhu Moose Wala!

by tej19 November 27, 2022

Moose

A gay man who is very flamboyant, but also very buff.

"Damn, check out that moose over there."

by derekism December 6, 2024

Moose tongue

The gritty, pasty, slimy, film like feeling on your tongue after eating. Especially after eating ass.

I got really bad moose tongue after eating Kim’s ass last night.

by Tom minor October 15, 2022

Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.

George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.

by Shit knife December 17, 2018