Joseph is the most feminine man of all the men in the world. He has a tiny midget cock that measures around 2 inches, he is known to leave all girls completely unsatisfied. He has the stamina of a sloth. He has the power of a mouse and can lift less than your nan.
Girl 1: OMG that’s Joseph, I heard he has a tiny midget cock and leaves all girls unsatisfied.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
by Jearn November 22, 2021
Get the Josephmug. Tyler Joseph is an angel fallen down.
On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake
As the trees, they await, and clouds anticipate
The start of a day when we put on our face
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us
But we open our eyes, cause we're told that we must
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead
Desperately yelling, there's something we need
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times
Same amount that I denied, I three-time MVP'd this crime
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore
Won't tell you who I'm singing towards
Metaphorically, I'm a whore, and that's denial number four
On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake
As the trees, they await, and clouds anticipate
The start of a day when we put on our face
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us
But we open our eyes, cause we're told that we must
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead
Desperately yelling, there's something we need
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times
Same amount that I denied, I three-time MVP'd this crime
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore
Won't tell you who I'm singing towards
Metaphorically, I'm a whore, and that's denial number four
by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021
Get the Tyler Josephmug. The Man hands down always looking after and sticking up for what’s right in the world, no matter what’s at stake . Truth seeker and speaker always blowing the whistle on the scum of this earth .. He doesn’t complain much keeps his circle small and the only person he hurts is himself …. The way the world has become keeps him up at night , he has a calling to save the world one person at a time and he insists on doing so . Wise beyond his years always gets the girl who can’t grasp his depth so he is targeted by our very own deep state due to his intuitive knowledge of there’s more to life then let on… His only fault being to honest …
by The retributioner July 31, 2024
Get the Joseph R Croninmug. by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025
Get the Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Ninemug. Nickname Jose.Joseph is a cool gentleman,caring, good looking ,hardworking,crazy in a very attractive way and computer geeks.They have solutions to every problem and are quite friendly.He is one person i'm gonna love forever.I know one day you will stumble upon your name here.
by Nyaginga January 29, 2022
Get the Josephmug. elliott joseph groves will light up your day and your smile. he is incredibly good looking and will always be there for you. he is very musical and intelligant and knows how to have a good time. he is a little weird at time but that it just how you love him. need a pick me up? call elliott/ he's you rboy for a good time and some good convorsation. he WINS at everything. so he is a winner. try to take him down; it aint possible!!
by hurrflerumpkinz August 4, 2010
Get the elliott joseph groves.mug. The best person you will ever meet. Absolutely perfect in every way possible. Extremely hilarious and can be friends with literally anyone. Talented, even though he might deny it, the voice of an actual angel. Nice to everyone but one of the best friends ever, you can talk to him about ANYTHING.
by imurbae November 17, 2019
Get the Josephmug.