Johnathan Blair

An absolute pussy magnet. Also known as mister steal yo girl gets all the girls. And is the next hokage.

All hail Johnathan Blair

by Chingchong6942021911 December 1, 2019

Johnathan’s toes

The nastiest stankiest rotten most foul looking rabies having bunion looking dried ass callous no lotion using no nail having claws

Have you seen johnathans toes?
Johnathan’s toes are like so gross they’re gonna give jasmine rabies

by Harrystylesstan July 11, 2020

jonathon schofield

lesser fin

fin: yo why u acting like me for yhyh fam
jon: im a lesser you sorry bro im a bit of a jonathon schofield

by soupylolzer October 15, 2020

Johnathan

The best joestar

Speedwagon is fucking great

English lad

Fakin great

Best joestar

Suck your mum

Best joestar

Johnathan is the best joestar

by Johnathan is the best joestar November 21, 2020

Jonathon

A crazy boy who takes too many baths and listens to his music really loud. He isn't the most attractive of his kind but there will always be one person who loves him for who he is.

"You had another bath last night. You're tuning into a Jonathon!"

"Turn that music down Jonathon!"

by youdontknowmelol99 December 22, 2012

Johnathan

Johnathan is a very loving person. He is very attractive and most of the time he is very playful ( maybe a little to playful at times ). Johnathans are most likely lightskinned and they always have a darker toned - skin friend. Johnathan gets lots of girls but they always have a soft spot for one girl that they will always love and care for over ever girl. They are Cutest, Smartest, Funny, Outgoing boy you will ever meet !

Omg he is so cute .
What's his name?

JOHNATHAN

by myyydictionary.com September 29, 2017

Jonathin

A guy who sticks his dick in maple trees to forget how fucked up the spelling of his name is.

Brenden: See that dude fucking that tree over there?
Lucas: Yeah, he's being a total Jonathin right now.

by Lewlife August 4, 2016